Phoning

What is Phoning?


1.

Using the numbers on phones to decode curse words

Ex: 286 = cum

I'm gonna 2-8-6 all over your face! That's right, I'm gonna 2-8-6 all over your face!

2.

What happens when you're stapling something and the staple doesn't completely penetrate to the other side of the document, resulting in a staple that has ends bent looking like a wired phone.

Loretta, could I get a better stapler please? This one keeps phoning on me!

See alligator, crocodile, xerox

3.

The act of throwing mass quantities at a person; Similiar to that of medieval stoning.

"Hey, what's with the bruises?"

"Kerry was phoning me earlier."


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