What is Phoning?
1.
Using the numbers on phones to decode curse words
Ex: 286 = cum
I'm gonna 2-8-6 all over your face! That's right, I'm gonna 2-8-6 all over your face!
2.
What happens when you're stapling something and the staple doesn't completely penetrate to the other side of the document, resulting in a staple that has ends bent looking like a wired phone.
Loretta, could I get a better stapler please? This one keeps phoning on me!
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3.
The act of throwing mass quantities at a person; Similiar to that of medieval stoning.
"Hey, what's with the bruises?"
"Kerry was phoning me earlier."
