Phonocosis

What is Phonocosis?

The constant need to be on one or two phones and a blacberry for the majority of the day.

Excuse me jim, your phonocosis is a disease. You need to be on the phone all day. It'a real problem. You need help. I recommend a phone-e-ectomy

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