Phonovert

What is Phonovert?

a person who only really talks while on a phone

Me: Hi whats up?

Her: Nothing.

Me: Wanna talk?

Her: No.

on the phone

Me: Hi? Whats up?

Her: OMG! You just wouldn't believe what happened today I saw this thing at this place and blah blah blah blah

Me: Okay... Yeah I got to go.

later on

Me thinking to myself: WOW. I had no idea that she was such a phonovert.

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