Phoof

What is Phoof?


1.

The sound one's fart makes after a well hung hobbit destroys your ring.

Puts a whole new meaning to the saying "silent but deadly"

"Your ring piece will be burning like the fires of Mt. Doom by the time i have finished with you!"

"I am the Phoof under the mountain, you shall not pass! (wind)"

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2.

to steal

Bill phoofed Stu's last beer!!

See steal, theive, pillage, remove, take

3.

A device for filtering exhaled pot smoke which eliminates the smell and absorbs resin; usually made from a container stuffed with scented dryer sheets and has two holes- one to exhale into and the other is the "exhaust;"

Initially it was made by using an old papertowel roll tube. You stuffed it full of dryer sheets and put duct tape around it for strength.

"When you take a hit, blow it out through the phoof so it won't stink up the place."

-many weed smokers

"You must use a phoof, if you smoke on campus. It's a tube you blow the smoke through or an exhaust."

-many a college student

"Oh crap she got a big hit, then just started coughing and couldn't even think about using the phoof!"

-Unhappy host

See phoof, foof, exhaust


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