What is Phoof?
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The sound one's fart makes after a well hung hobbit destroys your ring.
Puts a whole new meaning to the saying "silent but deadly"
"Your ring piece will be burning like the fires of Mt. Doom by the time i have finished with you!"
"I am the Phoof under the mountain, you shall not pass! (wind)"
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Bill phoofed Stu's last beer!!
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A device for filtering exhaled pot smoke which eliminates the smell and absorbs resin; usually made from a container stuffed with scented dryer sheets and has two holes- one to exhale into and the other is the "exhaust;"
Initially it was made by using an old papertowel roll tube. You stuffed it full of dryer sheets and put duct tape around it for strength.
"When you take a hit, blow it out through the phoof so it won't stink up the place."
-many weed smokers
"You must use a phoof, if you smoke on campus. It's a tube you blow the smoke through or an exhaust."
-many a college student
"Oh crap she got a big hit, then just started coughing and couldn't even think about using the phoof!"
-Unhappy host
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