Phorted

What is Phorted?

when someone says "i phorted" - they mean "i farted".

"hey ronald, i just phorted - come over here and give my ahole a smell"

Rocking A Beard

1. gotta be bangin to rock a beard, if you aren't bangin, then just don't bother "wow he isn't rocking a beard, he isn..

Vagina Fit

1. When a women is being a bitch almost like she 's PMSing. Is Alden having another vagina fit? See bitching, pmsing, cunting..

Zeus Willis

1. What Bruce Willis would be if he was a Greek god. "Zeus Willis was beyond MORTAL THOUGHT." See bruce, zeus, willis..

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