Phorted

What is Phorted?

when someone says "i phorted" - they mean "i farted".

"hey ronald, i just phorted - come over here and give my ahole a smell"

Hamster On A Treadmill

1. Common term for upset stomach, often times used after over-eating greasy foods. I just at 34 chicken wings and now it feel's like ..

Snapbacks

1. A Clear rubbery object inside of cooked chicken tenders , Brest , Etc. Most likely fat. If you bite into one , It cant be chewed easily ..

Zzzap

1. Discharge sound belonging to the world's most gay laser gun. "Zzzap! You're sooooo dead!!!" 2. The word 'Zap..

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