Phosphorus

What is Phosphorus?


1.

1. a highly explosive chemical that combusts upon contact with oxygen and is derived from the boiling-out of water from a substance known as urine, or, in simple terms, a flammable powder that comes from boiled piss.

Some say that phosphorus was discovered by a genius. My personal opinion is that it was discovered by a drunken fool who wanted to make coffee but had had his water line disconnected because he forgot to pay the bill.

See piss, glow in the dark


14

Random Words:

1. a person who acts like a lil' clown or who is all ways actin funny. Pedrito is a Lil' payaso. Anjelica is such a pinche paya..
1. Light weight is getting drunk really fast "Are you a light weight?" -No, it takes me 5 or more shots to get drunk!- "O..
1. Actually, Shakespeare never used this specific phrase. If he had, the gramtically correct way to say it would be "I bite my thumb ..