Photo Copy Borg

What is Photo Copy Borg?


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A machine, or robot and/or cyborg, that is employed by a small to medium organisation (like a school) and has tasks which include;

a) photocopying,

b) stapling the photocopies if needed.

They have no emotion, or commonsense and as such, they can't staple very well and aren't very nice.

A: Can I please have these sheets photocopyed please?

Photo Copy Borg: Computer Says Yes. Computer Asks, 'What colour paper?'

A: Yellow please.

Photo Copy Borg: Computer Says No. Blue is only acceptable.

See photocopier, cyborg, robot, copy


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