What is Photo Copy Borg?
1.
A machine, or robot and/or cyborg, that is employed by a small to medium organisation (like a school) and has tasks which include;
a) photocopying,
b) stapling the photocopies if needed.
They have no emotion, or commonsense and as such, they can't staple very well and aren't very nice.
A: Can I please have these sheets photocopyed please?
Photo Copy Borg: Computer Says Yes. Computer Asks, 'What colour paper?'
A: Yellow please.
Photo Copy Borg: Computer Says No. Blue is only acceptable.
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