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When it's your 31st birthday, and you live on your own, with no wife, have a crappy job, no friends and no money, this is what you ..
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The sound a ball of shit mixed in with some feathers and small gerbils fired from a cannon onto a gathering of hippies
LOOK OUT!!!! It&..
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When someone has a freckles all over their wiener.
Look at that dudes freckly face - I bet his freckle pole will be creepy and exquisit..