What is Phrylon?
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(n) Hybrid lamb-seal-fruitbat, mildly retarded with doggie down syndrome, minus opposable thumbs, loves to chase his own gourmet farts, lick his asshole, balls, and his paws made of chocolate. He's BLACK, with a 14" retractable cock and eyelids decorated with croutons, known to molest children's ears. Lives off of grass salads, kibble, sticks and wood. Originating from the KY/TN region of the U.S.
Also see: Kim-Jung-ll & George W. Bush
Upon finding no kibble to eat and unable to drive himself to the store due to the lack of opposable thumbs, Phrylon settled for a bit of dry oak leaf and twig of berch.
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