What is Phssl Phucked?
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PHSSL phucked, v, (fih-sull-fuh-kd):
Pennsylvania High School Speech League holds their annual tournament in the last weekend of March annually. Despite the results of tournaments leading up to this event, competitors still manage to get metaphorically "fucked" by their judges.
"Did you hear about Mike Dahlgren? He got 2nd in finals.."
"Yeah, man, he definitely got PHSSLphucked."
"Wait, how did I get a 7 in this round?! Did I seriously just get PHSSL phucked?"
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