What is Phud?
1.
Females vaginal area and often used when talking about oral sex.
"Oh baby, let me finger your phud!"
2.
An out-of-touch and often senile college or university professor (from Ph.D.).
Dr. Stumblebottom was such a phud that he was found wandering naked in the library, unaware that he had forgotten to put on his clothes that morning.
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3.
Nonsense word used generally by mentally incompetant old bastards.
More prominantly used by people who lack control over their bladder / bowl actions and/or balding reclusive type figures
Oh PHUD!, i have just pissed meself and me witout my sack on too.
Oh, no, just becuse my hair resembles wheatabix, you cant blame me for that 'spliilage' on the floor you phud!
