Phurnt

What is Phurnt?

When poking fun at someone for performing a hilarious act or after doing something stupid yourself.

That guy staggered in the bar, sat down at the bar stool and glared over as a big glob of drool ran from his lip to his shirt. PHURNT!

I stubbed my toe on the way in from the parking lot. PHURNT!

See oops, crap, ouch, shit, darn, hilarious, funny, silly

Zant

1. To advise wise stuff during times of need. The girl gave a zant about love to the child. See Circe..

Fartson

1. See Turd Burglar for more information. Fuckin' Fartson?! Is that you?! See turd burglar, turd, burglar, fart, farty..

Anal Bonus

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