What is Phurnt?
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When poking fun at someone for performing a hilarious act or after doing something stupid yourself.
That guy staggered in the bar, sat down at the bar stool and glared over as a big glob of drool ran from his lip to his shirt. PHURNT!
I stubbed my toe on the way in from the parking lot. PHURNT!
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The type of nipples that Saul Rosenburg (from The Jerky Boys phone calls) has.
I got sand all over my assy nipples
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Partaking in sexual activity while at work.
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