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The amount of time it takes to defrost a hotdog bun.
If you try anything other than 12 seconds, your hotdog bun will remain icy cold or..
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A "Slimy George" is a one dollar bill that has been ejaculated upon.
Ryan: "I lost a bet to Jared yesterday, so I paid h..
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Farts that are frequent, unusually stinky, and often times accompanied by shit stains in your thong.
My wife has horse farts...
