What is Pibs?
1.
Stands for Painful Itchy Butthole Syndrome.  Hemorrhoids caused by ignoring the need for a re-wipe when experiencing 
Damn! These PIBS are so bad I can't even sit down.
Her PIBS were so bad her butthole looked like it was surrounded with tater tots!
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2.
Stands for Persistent Itchy Butt Syndrome. It is caused by a mixture of sweat and shit, and is known to be very itchy.
It is hot out here and the pibs are killing me.
Hey I got a nasty case of pibs get me some toilet paper.
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Random Words:
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To obscure ones vision of a desired object
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