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when someone is sleeping and you shit in their hand. you then tickle their eyelash, when they rub the eye it results in a eyepatch.
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The best muffin in town.
Oh my god that apple muffin was orgasmic!
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When a women secretly pokes holes in your condom with a safety pin thus creating a higher percentage for pregnancy. The implication is ..