Pick Up Line

What is Pick Up Line?


1.

A one-line come on that can sometimes be effective, but usually comes off as cheesy and stupid.

A few examples of pick-up lines are:

"I'm gonna stick my tongue so far down your esophagus, you're gonna need CPR."

"I know that milk does a body good, but damn- how much have you been drinking?"

"Did your dad have sex with a carrot? 'Cause you've got great eyes."

"You look flustered! You should lay down on me."

See Katy

2.

Something people say to get ass.

Wanna have sex with me? No? Okay, rape it is!

See Jen

3.

a normally bad way to pick up girl

Notorius pick up lines:

Do you wash your clothes with Windex? Cause I can see myself in your pants.

I know that milk does a body good, but damn- how much have you been drinking?

You must be Jamaican cause you’re making me crazy.

The only thing that would look better on you is me.

You must be tired cause you been running threw my mind ALL day.

I lost my virginity can i have yours?

Hey baby, I lost my bed can I sleep in yours?

Stop, you're under arrest! You stole my heart.

See hook up, make out, sex, score, one night stand, Mike

4.

What a guy says to a girl he wants to hook up wit

1) Do you hang your clothes? Cuz dat bottom's off the hook!

2) If you were a squirrel would you pick my nuts?

5.

does NOT help pick up girls..

sample pick up lines:

(point to pants) are these felt? (rub them) they are now.

those pants look good on you, but they'd look even better on my bedroom floor.

is that a mirror in your pants because i can see myself in them.

if i told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

do you believe in love at first sight, or should i walk by again?

can i read your t-shirt in brail?

you make paris hilton look like a teletubbie.

drop 'em! (ha that's the best one)

i'd look good on you.

See pick up lines, guys, girls, flirting, dating

6.

A short phrase designed to coerce someone of the opposite sex into having intercourse.

Hey, wanna fuck while your Dad's gone?

7.

smoothness to get inside of your beotch

1 yo baby yo i lost my bed can i sleep in yours?

2 you must be tired cuz you been runnin threw my mind ALL day

3 i lost my virginity can i have yours? <-- #1


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