Pick Up Lines

What is Pick Up Lines?


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Cheesylines used by sleezy guys to "pick up" girls for the night. You know a girl is shallow/stupid/or just straight up horny, if she falls for these.

Random Guy: Wanna come to my house for pizza and a fuck?

Random Girl: Uh.....no....

Random Guy: What's the matter? Don't like pizza?


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