Pickin' The Apples

What is Pickin' The Apples?

Vigorously masterbating in the shower and then proceeding to splat on the wall in front of you.

(while knocking on the shower door) "You pickin' the apples, i know your pickin' the apples you son of a bitch...your pickin' the apples...."

See apples, masterbation, beating off, jacking off, Damascus

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