Picking Apples

What is Picking Apples?

Quite simply, male masturbation.

"Aw man, I was picking apples for such a long time last night. I thought my wrist was going to bend backwards."

See apples, whacking off, masturbation, jacking off

Ultigoal

1. The ultimate goal of a certain undertaking; the intended result. A combination of the words 'ultimate' and 'goal.' ..

Mollhagen

1. lumps of fat that hang over the side of people's pants. dude, did you see that mollhagen hanging off of kelsey's waist?? yea..

Ring Rivets

1. A bad case of piles. "Ooh Cecil, me ring rivets are causing me grief, I can't sit down!" See piles, haemorrhoids, grape..

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