Picking Apples

What is Picking Apples?

Quite simply, male masturbation.

"Aw man, I was picking apples for such a long time last night. I thought my wrist was going to bend backwards."

See apples, whacking off, masturbation, jacking off

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Dreamwood

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Greek Ram Rod

1. Break off the towel rack, shove it up your ass, shit all over it, throw your jizz in the air, swing the rod like a baseball bat and say ..

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