Picking Cotton

What is Picking Cotton?


1.

the act of doing an excess of tasks in order to do something else.

"dude i've been picking cotton all day just so i can go out tonight"

See chores, slavery, busy work

2.

the act of being rediculously drunk; the remaining moments of conciousness before passing out

Friend "Hey, are you drunk?!"

You "Nahhh, I was drunk an hour ago. Now I'm picking cotton"

See drunk, unaware, sober, drinking, party, alcohol


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