What is Picking Out Curtains?
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A point in a relationship when you're so close with the person you're dating that moving in together is all but certain. You literally begin picking out curtains for your future apartment together.
Jake: What happened with you and Ruth? I heard you two broke up.
Matt: I have no idea...we were picking out curtains and everything...
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The act of taking a poo on someone's chest and then sitting on it to flatten it like a pancake.
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When you go shopping for no reason and 'drift' around, but zombie drifting is when your hungover or half asleep and the only t..