What is Picking Out Curtains?
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A point in a relationship when you're so close with the person you're dating that moving in together is all but certain. You literally begin picking out curtains for your future apartment together.
Jake: What happened with you and Ruth? I heard you two broke up.
Matt: I have no idea...we were picking out curtains and everything...
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To embarrass one of your closet bro's. To subject one of your fellow male colleagues to embarrassment.
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The use of Captain Morgan's rum as a milk substitute and pouring over a luscious bowl of Captain Crunch.
That nigga Garet is so fu..