What is Picking Out Curtains?
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A point in a relationship when you're so close with the person you're dating that moving in together is all but certain. You literally begin picking out curtains for your future apartment together.
Jake: What happened with you and Ruth? I heard you two broke up.
Matt: I have no idea...we were picking out curtains and everything...
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An instance in which you haven't jacked-off in a very long time, thus resulting in the shooting of a very large and creamy load, us..
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One that has excelled to the point of specialization at being a dork. Not neccessarily an insult, it can be a term of affection.
Melly..