Pickled Placenta

What is Pickled Placenta?

1.

After your wife gives birth. Search through the pile of bloody afterbirth between your wifes thighs and find the placenta. Take it home, pickle it in an acidic solution, and put in on a shelf and leave it for a decade or so. When your child is around about 10 years old, put the pickled placenta between two pieces of butteredgranary bread and put it in you sons lunch box for his school dinner.

"whoah man, whats that shit in your sandwich? It looks like a pickled placenta!"

See birth, blood, baby, pickle, sick, funny
12

Random Words:

4z
1. Twenty-Four inch rims, sometimes hypenated to 4-z check out the 4z on that whip See rims, dubs, deuce, chrome..
Read more
9ing
1. 1. to be tripping on nutmegtaken in pill form 2. to be listening to music by tech n9ne nick: whoa dude...what the hell is happening? ..
Read more
Gpd
1. garbage patch designs; consisting of pnut, spanky, monky, tarzan, and pyro. maybe we'll add members at a later time. we are neat. ..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free