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When a dyslexic, autistic, retarded, downs syndrome having, 11 year old urinates on a hobo behind Wal-Mart.
Child: (retard voice) I hav..
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What to say when you're hitting on someone casually.
Peter: "The moon is small tonight." *leans in for kiss*
See hitti..
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The warm load of jizm left hanging off a woman's tonsils after oral. Used in the long kiss goodnight.
I shot a load of tonsil jel..