What is Piddlestrap?
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A small cloth covering for the male genital area. Includes a patented strap at the back which differs from the normal G-String. This strap can be tightened to block the flow of urine from escaping the clothed area. Many doctors warn against Piddlestraps, claiming that excessive use can lead to sterility. This has yet to be proven.
Customer: Hi there, I'm looking for a fetching new undergarment. Something snazzy, but with ample support for my pant banana.
Salesman: Right this way sir, we have a fine collection of Piddlestraps in the Underwear section.
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