What is Pie Gag?
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A move used in foreplay. The male masturbates to ejaculation, when orgasm is reached, the male moves his palm up to catch his semen on its exit, he then proceeds to 'slam' his hand into the face of his lover. Also a variation of the 'moneyshot'. The motion of the hand and arm is meant to resemble a 'pie gag' from the glory days of slapstick comedy.
"Mmmblahpfffmmmshhttkk"
What a woman says after recieving a pie gag.
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As in Quim, meaning female sexual organ, Quim Wedge refers to the corresponding male organ.
Man I can't wait for her to suck my qu..