Pie Hawker

What is Pie Hawker?


1.

A guy who stands in front of an adult oriented business, such as a strip joint or XXX movie house, and tries to convince passersby to enter and, hopefully, spend a lot of money.

That pie hawker sed I would have a real good time, but all i did was drop $50.

See pervert, dirty old man, wanker, squirrel bait, whore bait

2.

Old dude who likes young chicks.

Yo, that Bill Clinton is the biggest freakin pie hawker I have ever seen.


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