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A porn star (a real wild child) who retires and becomes a blonde, bland, republican wife.
Where do all the porn stars go
When the lig..
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To use your sofa or other upholstered furniture as a masturbation tool.
I can't walk into an Ikea without getting a major boner. ..
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Brick-like intellegence coupled with new levels of arse-holiness.
My boss is a real fuck-knuckle..
