Pie Wagon Edit Meaning

1.

This is a broad that looked cute as a bug when she snared a man into marrying her. It didn't take long for her to become an abrasive hog....just one or two kids and a few too many cheeseburgers. Now she is fat as a cow and eats bon bons all day. She will eventually divorce him for his alimony and move in with a black or maybe a mexican man.

"Man, that Jimmy married a pie wagon, didn't he? I'm glad I don't have to plank that hog. How does he get his wiener in between those mountains of flab.?

See bonbon syndrome, whiskey pig, bridezilla, sloppy mommie, jungle fever

2.

A fat chick.

I was beer goggling last night and ended up taking home a big ol' pie wagon.