Piece Rating

What is Piece Rating?


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An accurate, yet surprisingly concise, method of pinpointing the precise attractiveness of a female.

First, identify the specimen on a simple 1-20 scale (1 being a monkey after a house fire, 20 being Teri Hatcher in "The New Adventures of Superman".) Having done this, match her to the following piece-derived notation:

20: Piece de la resistance

19: War and Piece

18: Masterpiece

14-17: Piece (original)

12-13: Codpiece

1-11: n/a

Consider these vertical ratings. Alongside these, one might add a horizontal rating to note a certain flavour of bird or piece-related individual.

Greenpiece: Ecologically-minded or hygenically-challenged fluff.

Ringpiece: She's married.

Piece of cake: slag.

Hair piece: nice hair. Pity the face.

Mantel piece: Show the parents. Don't let her speak.

Three piece suite: Three of them. At the same time. All at once.

Piecekeeper: Male owner.

Piecemeal: Expensive rooting attempt.

Piece negotiations: "I always masturbate thinking of you." and such necessary rubbish.

Wilhelm II : Christ alive! 'Twas a masterpiece I just spied!

Edmund III: Aye. Alas t'has a piecekeeper. Negotiations will be tough.

An example of a piece rating in discussion.

See piece, bird, woman, female, rating, ranking


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