What is Pieroni?
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If you know somebody who has the last name of 'Pieroni', be wary, for they have the utmost supreme power over Zues and all of the Gods; and hidden beneath their layer of epidermis their veins flow with gold uniqueness, which fules their bionic organs. If you were to upset a Pieroni, you would be crushed with an anomoly coming from the core of the earth; unexplainable to all, fear Pieroni.
Kid 1: I pissed of this dude yesterday.
Kid 2: Who?
Kid 1: That one kid at our school named Chris Pieroni
Kid 2: Oh man, you're fucked.
Kid 1: *Gets crushed by an anomoly*
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