Piesexual

What is Piesexual?

1.

Someone who is sexually attracted to pie.

person one: god im horny

person two: yeah, i just wanna fuck a pie

person one: ....what?

person two: im piesexual

See pie, piesexual, sexual, pi, sex, fruit, food

2.

A person who takes sexual pleasure in the act of being pelted with pies during intercourse. The flavour of pie chosen varies greatly between piesexuals.

The custard stains on his wall suggested to the girl that he was deeply piesexual.

See sex, pie, sexual, tart, quiche

3.

A person who prefers the more "curvy" woman, someone who lives under the (arguably false) pretense that "Big is Beautiful".

Ross: So, you hear the news? Dave is dating Chunky Kim.

Spike: Really?

Ross: Yup, official since last week.

Spike: I always knew he was a piesexual.

See chubbychaser, chubby, chaser, fat, fatty

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