Pifs Edit Meaning

1. When you giving it in the pooper to a first timer, at first you need to get in slow and then pull out really fast, causing a popping noi..

1. performing oral sex on your self you cant get none if you must toss your own salad..

1. numty is another term for idiot or stupid. someone without sense, or just a straight up fucking retard "Oh god dammit steve, you t..