Pig Jockey

What is Pig Jockey?


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A rider who races pigs at a Pig Racing event. Children or Midgets may be used as Jockeys but maximum prestige for comic effect is awarded to pig owners who use Monkeys, this may also prevent legal problems arising as the losing Jockey is usually spit roast and his mount turned into BBQ. May also be referred to as a "Simian Swine Jockey"

"That Pig Jockey just cost me ten bucks, I'm gonna spit roast his ass"

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