What is Pig Monkey?
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Pig Monkey is the alias of a Hacker-Anarchist-Shaman from somewhere along the Western coast of the United States.
Pig Monkey is one 1337 guy.
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2.
there really is a monkey/pig.
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as in: there really is a mothafukkin pig monkey.
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a.k.a. Scott Adams.
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Pig Monkey: *townie mumbo-jumbo* You'z ladyz iz so fit innit? You'z iz a fine piece'o'work Innit? Innit? Innit?
female townies: Awww! He'z sooo fit... oh maaah gawd! Innit? Innit? Innit?
Normal people: Erm, yeah... we'll just be leaving now. *All leave promptly before townie mating frenzy begins*
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That Brenden guy.
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"Look, look, it's the pig monkey.."
"Who? Which one?"
"The one with the nose."
"Ooooh..."
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The true animal in which the mutated species known as "human beings" are descended from. It's most prominent features include utter stupidity and or ignorance, a craving for red meat, and a need for constant warfare or battle. Famous pig monkeys include Chuck Norris, and Bruce Campbell.
Pat Condell is not an excellent example of a pig monkey.
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