Pig Monkey

What is Pig Monkey?


1.

Pig Monkey is the alias of a Hacker-Anarchist-Shaman from somewhere along the Western coast of the United States.

Pig Monkey is one 1337 guy.

See hacker, anarchist, shaman, 1337

2.

there really is a monkey/pig.

copy and paste, homie

as in: there really is a mothafukkin pig monkey.

3.

a.k.a. Scott Adams.

The ULTIMATE townie. A pathetic 'tracksuit wearing' retard, who resembles that of a pig and a monkey combined. For some unknown reason, townie females seem to adore this particular feature belonging to pig monkey, although the non-retarded among you will clearly see that he is nothing but a PIGMONKEY! (uk only!)

Pig Monkey: *townie mumbo-jumbo* You'z ladyz iz so fit innit? You'z iz a fine piece'o'work Innit? Innit? Innit?

female townies: Awww! He'z sooo fit... oh maaah gawd! Innit? Innit? Innit?

Normal people: Erm, yeah... we'll just be leaving now. *All leave promptly before townie mating frenzy begins*

4.

That Brenden guy.

See also stalker.

"Look, look, it's the pig monkey.."

"Who? Which one?"

"The one with the nose."

"Ooooh..."

5.

See also human

The true animal in which the mutated species known as "human beings" are descended from. It's most prominent features include utter stupidity and or ignorance, a craving for red meat, and a need for constant warfare or battle. Famous pig monkeys include Chuck Norris, and Bruce Campbell.

Pat Condell is not an excellent example of a pig monkey.

See human, chuck norris, ignorance, stupidity


31

Random Words:

1. A man pretending to be a woman. This usage is taken from the 1960's movie "Beyond the Valley of the Dolls". Z-man was a..
1. A way to disguise one's true desire during sex by calling out the name of another while with a steady. The process was named after..
1. 1. verb: (NUM-peh-fy) to make one look like an idiot, or a knumpty. 2. name: an alias used by a graffiti artist based in Canada John: ..