Pig Racing

What is Pig Racing?


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Truly the sport of Kings. Pigs are raced around a circuit, preferably with a Pig Jockey on board each pig, causing much hilarity. Traditionally the losing swine is turned into BBQ for the spectators, the losing Pig Jockey may become a spit roast.

"I'm heading down to the track for a spot of pig racing, I'll probably eat while I'm there"

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