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to masturbate one's self in private
Yeah, i'm just off to have myself a quick intimate rest
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To have a wank.
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A turd, that by itself, is large enough to clog the toilet without the use of paper, possibly needing to be broken up with plunger etc.
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A person, often intellectual, who consistently corrects other people's mistakes in writing, speaking, et cetera; a wiseass. Also be..
