What is Pigeon Killer?
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AKA Clinton Green, who claims to have "accidentally" stepped on a healthy pigeon, murdering the poor bird while walking down the street.
Luckily, the bird probably never saw its death coming, since the pigeon killer has such big feet.
Watch out! The pigeon killer is coming! RUUUUUNNNN!!! RUN AWAY FROM CLINT!!!
Random Words:
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Absolutely obliterated from drinking it up all night. So drunk you have to take a piss every five minutes or so, right on the borderline..