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calling every bet and raise after bricking every street, but praying really hard the other guy makes a boat
i pulled a costanza after i..
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The concept that repeatedly pressing the elevator button will result in the elevator arriving sooner.
I was in a hurry, so I had to res..
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When a turd is large enough to cause pain while shitting.
Mike: You forgot to flush the toilet again.
That was one huge shit you took..