Pigga

What is Pigga?


1.

Pigga (sometimes spelled piggah, pigger) is Polish white nigga, or wigga. Generally speaking they're the Yukka Brothers, the wannabe niggaz of hip hop culture.

Piggaz wear baggy clothes with crotch between the ankles, hoods, massive keychains (that could be well used for hobbling cows) etc. Clothes they wear, language they use and music they play are but cheap local imitation of cool stuff that bona-fide genuine US black folk rappers use. In addition, garments must be worn-out and in bizarre colours faded from washing it too many times. Each piece of clothing must have a cheap, hilarious and oversized picture of (some say) their mother in the form of medieval monsters, pittbulls and other creatures that inhabit their childhood dreams. The style of their apparel, music and language represent the style of rural high-school wannabe hip hop light years back from now.

Thus a pigga is always behind, always mediocre, always emergency lane, behind and far away from the mainstream of today's hip hop. While black nigga rapper must wear gold, drive BigMac sized pimpmobile, be - well - black and (speaking of BigMacs) big and fat (or at least big, muscular whopper), piggaz are the opposite. Not only don't they wear quality clothes, but they lack the overwhelming physical appearance of real rappers. Polish wiggaz are skinny, with a protruding adam's apple and too tall to keep straight. When they "rap" they usually sway, do things with their hands like their idols in 1990s and sport cretin hairdo reminiscent of the peak of Vanilla Ice career.

They drive VW Golfs, BMWs and Opel Cadets that were made between US withdrawal from Vietnam and Watergate. Cramped six or seven slim guys in a peanut-size vehicle with windows spraypainted black (to save money and add appeal) they play Polish hip hop at max volume so that distorted and overdriven speakers sound like a mad pittbull.

Wannabe niggaz from Poland are well-aware of their retardation and some of them counteract their "always behind" attitude by calling their mothers, sisters and girlfriends b****ez (which they might be), their housing estates ghettos and producing fake life stories of gang-in-ghetto- to-being-gang-banged-at-Wronki (Polish Joliet) to-fame-but-not-forgetting-their-roots. Some go as far as eating perogis (delicious cooked or fried pastries) in extent to grow fat, rubbing black or dark brown shoe polish in their skin (to look black) and soaking their mouth in condensed chlorine bleach (to develop swells resembling fat lips black folks have).

Linguistic analysis of the lyrics shows low IQ of the authors, extensive cliche goo of mental pictures, ghetto terms and behaviour that have no use or background in Poland. You can hear them speak of ghetto, gangs, phat cars none of which they saw. Like the chains they wear are not gold but rusty steel, plus they don't wear them as jewelery but utility item to hold the keys to their mom-and-pops flat in a concrete block-of-flats built in 1960s as cheap housing for post-war Poland. Subjects covered include sex life, mending VWs, hating parents and girls and other unimportant matters they choose as the core of their low life.

Music is yet another cliche and imitation. Played using shareware or pirated PC software or Casio kiddy-workstations. Drums and bassline reveal more about the depths of their empty heads: hardly anyone uses more than two or three buttons on their fourth-hand donka-matics and software 808s.

Pigga - Yooo meeeen. Tschek dis oout. Uona draaayv in may Golf tooo deee beeech?

Real Nigga 1: - Son, wanna black eye?

Pigga - Yeaa I'ma black gay, yooo nou.

Real Nigga 2 - C'mon, he's a pigga, can't you see? Don't bother.

Real Nigga 1 - Fo shizzle my nizzle! Now I know. We're outta here. Damn piggaz.

See wigga, nigga, hip hop

2.

An indian-born, british-educated personage, who for one reason or another, seems to believe they are black. Conversation with them is characterised by repeated use of the words 'trust', 'beats', 'respeck' and so on and so forth.

A device commonly employed in their conversational arsenal is the juxtaposition of complex concepts and ideas with lowbrow patois and frankly inappropriate idiom.

"yeah, I solved the binomial equation man, trust. Fermat's last theorem, respeck man, he got beats, innit!"

"I dexted sandeep man"

See moley

3.

An underaged male who creates gnomes and is the only one in WoW who lies about his age and says that he is younger than he actually is. But his real age is still jAilbait anyways. Also he loves licking everyone and the hot tubs parties AND LOVES being healed.

Mr. X numbah 1: lol do you liek gnuhmes and you're underaged

Mr. X numbah 2: lololololololololim17lolandIlubgnuhmes

Mr. X numbah 3: HAHA you're such a pigga!

See nigga, gnome, jailbait, hot, tub

4.

a pakistani nigga/gangster

A BROWN FOB: yo wuts up my pigga!!!!

A PIGGA: ........UM...... is there a clearance sale going on???

A BROWN FOB: quit dreaming, why?

A PIGGA: iuno.... piggaz these days don't wanna spend so much.... comon man, haven't you been watchin Russell Peters??

A BROWN FOB:......................

5.

from a swedish word that means alert, lively. usually applied to an atractive young woman. like many words pigga's present slang meaning is 180 degrees from the oridginal. used as a pet name for childern as a term of affection. some think it came from a changing of bibbity bobbity boo into piggity poggity poo as a nonsenc ryhm fo babbies.

she's a little pigga like her mother. i can't keep up with that little pigga. she's the pigga of her daddy's heart.

See lively, appealing, active

6.

A gnome warrior in the game "World of Warcraft". He appears to have short legs yet he packs a punch. If you can see Pigga, he can see you. If you can't see Pigga you may be only seconds away from death.

"Is that Pigga tanking that mob?"

"F*@#! Pigga hits hard."

See world of warcraft, wow, gnome, pig

7.

When an asian person acts or conducts themselves in such a way as to act like a highly stereotyped version of a young black male. The word can also be used as a placeholder when two people do not wish to use the n word in casual conversation.

so then tav was all like "pigga i keep trash bags with me!"

See tupac, asian, black, negro, 2pac


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