Piggy Pox

What is Piggy Pox?


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I don't have a fever, I'm not tired, no coughing, no vomiting...

BUT I was driving home from work, and saw a very hot office-girl waiting for a bus in a tight pair of trousers, tight white top.

As she was standing under her umberella and all I could think of was doing a sexy-time with her in the mud...

Have I got Swine Flu?

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I'm worried... I haven't seen my brother since late Saturday night when he went home with a pig.

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Doctor Doctor, I think I've got Swine Flu...

No sir/madam you dont, you just have a sty in your eye!

Apparently my friend's got Piggy Pox, I think he's just telling porkies, though.

See swine flu, oinkment, application of oinkment, oinkment


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