What is Piggy Pox?
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I don't have a fever, I'm not tired, no coughing, no vomiting...
BUT I was driving home from work, and saw a very hot office-girl waiting for a bus in a tight pair of trousers, tight white top.
As she was standing under her umberella and all I could think of was doing a sexy-time with her in the mud...
Have I got
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I'm worried... I haven't seen my brother since late Saturday night when he went home with a pig.
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Doctor Doctor, I think I've got
No sir/madam you dont, you just have a sty in your eye!
Apparently my friend's got Piggy Pox, I think he's just telling porkies, though.
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