What is Pig-in-the-mud?
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A phrase that is used to describe the condition in which, during hot days, the base of the penis becomes sweaty and consequently sticks to the ballsack, where it then must be manually peeled back to its normal position.
After PE, Zeke was seen fixing his pig-in-the-mud in the locker room.
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