Piglet Flu. Edit Meaning

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Piglet Flu. noun. Also known as Chick Flu. Is the common flu during times of pandemic. While it is less deadly then Swine Flu it still makes you feel like shit. However, because it is not infamous like swine flu you get no respect from having it. So you feel like utter crap and know one gives a damn because you don't have swine flu.

Doctor: How do you feel.

Patient: Like shit.

Doctor: Well the tests came back, you don't have swine flu. So get the hell out you lazy good for nothing bastard. Come back with a real illness.

Patient (as he is thrown out) But i really do have the flu. Even if it is only piglet flu.

Guy: It sucks I have the piglet flu and nobody cares about me but I still feel like crap.

See swine flu, death, mexico