Pigs Ear

What is Pigs Ear?


1.

australian rhyming slang for a beer.

"oi johnno ,grab us a pigs ear when you get me a dogs eye with dead horse".

translated - hey john, can you please get me a beer ,when you get my meat pie with sauce.

See pigs ear, dogs eye, dead horse, beer, meat pie, sauce, australian, aussie, ocker, rhyming slang, vb, bier

2.

To make a right mess of things, to bollocks up a task, either at work, or driving the car, making a faux pas.

a] I was filing back some documents and would you believe it, I made a right pigs ear of it, I misfiled everything.

b] I made so many spelling mistakes on my document, I made a right pigs ears of it, my boss got the right arse ache. He asked me if I had heard of a spell checker.

c] I was backing the car out of the garage, I overshot the drive and smacked it one against the gate post, scratching it. 'What a pigs ear I made of that one'

See pigs, arse ache, cars, gates


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