What is Pigs In A Blanket?
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When you fuck a girl in the ass and pull out as quickly as possibly. The suction pulls out the lining of her colon around your dick making it look like a pig in a blanket. Later she must have it sewn back in.
I just pulled the pigs in a blanket on my girlfriend. She's goin in for surgery tomorrow.
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2.
It is when a man has a threesome with two fat chicks.
"Dude, I am going to go for a threesome tonight!" "Look at you man, you have a better chance pulling off a 'pigs in a blanket'."
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3.
the police when they in they squad cars.
matt: yo dude, check it out.
justin: ha, it's da pigs in a blanket!
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4.
When doing a dude from behind, you reach up with one hand and hook his nostrils with the first two fingers, while simultaneously punching him in the back of the head and ejaculating on his grandmother's afghan.
Those dudes where like pigs in a blanket.
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5.
simply pinch your ball sack (lightly) on both sides of your penis and lift up and squeeze together around your penis.
looks like the good ol' IHOP "pigs in a blanket".
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This phrase can be called out after any action or word that violates some rule and is not allowed to be said or done in public. You can call 'Pigs in a Blanket' on anything that you think is inappropriate; especially after racial or ethnic slurs.
An asian man is sitting near you on a bus.
Doug: Did you hear the one about the Japanese guy and the three prostitutes?
Tyler: Pigs in a blanket, man.
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seek out the fattest bitch with the flabbiest arms and do as follows: make her drink a fifth of 151(you may want a bottle for yourself too), get 3 other friends and a camera, take her excess arm and/or leg jello and wrap it around your taliwacker proceeding to perform coitus with it as your friends assault her other limbs.
why do you have bed sores on the backs of your arms and legs Rosie, have you been laying in bed surfacing to harriet the spy for days on end again?
No not since last week, I agreed to make pigs in a blanket with the Baldwin brothers.
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