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Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off while vomiting uncontrollably.
Idiot1: LOL WUT U TOLKIN SOO CUTE LEIK TAHT 4??!!?!
Idiot2: LO..
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something that is faster than a speeding bullet
guy1: whats faster than a speeding bullet?
guy2: i dont know, what?
guy1: a jew with ..
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to throw up
which sux
ever notice u cry when u do that?
blah that sucks ass big time
involuntary reexamination of recent food choic..