Piker

What is Piker?


1.

1) A lazy worker who only worries about his sick time, paid time off, vacations, and any other paid holiday.

He worries more about taking time off then making money or working hard.

2) Best example is from the movie "Boiler Room" where Ben Affleck wants salesmen that want to make money, not pikers who worry only about vacation time.

Sentence: That piker will do anything to get out of work.

See lazy ass, lazy, spoiled, moe

2.

From the word pikey, refers to a person belonging to that group. Pikey/Piker is an Irish gypsy, english trailer trash, and just generally a person not to be trusted, who's past times include stealing, sinnning, gambling and living in caravans. They tend to have a gravitational vortex that attratcts dogs, horses, scrap and junk, and of course, things they have stolen.

Characterised by lurchers on a string, a unintelligible language that "isn't English, it isn't Irish, it's just Pikey" (source: Film: Snatch).

Pikeys are well-known for their skills of negotiation in business.

It's probably why they talk like that...so you can't follow what's being said. (source: Film: Snatch)

"It's a campsite. A pikey campsite."

"What are we doing here?"

"We're buying a caravan."

"Off a pack of fucking pikeys? What's wrong with you? This will get messy...Oh, you bastard.I fucking hate pikers."

See pikey, piker, irish, gypsy, trailer-trash, mischevious

3.

When someone fails to meet the expectations (go out, drink, party nething expected on a weekend apart from sleep) fails to last an interval of time.

"Jim went to Piked last night at 11 instead of going out" "Complete Piker"

4.

One who trades securities on a small time, even amatuerish fashion.

Brett is a filthy two lot piker. Thats why he runs with them ugly little chickenheads.

See trading, bitch, small, bad, chickenhead

5.

one who doesn't come up to a standard. a lay about. one who should be consider less than capable.

I lost a few pounds but my wife lost over 20. She made me look like a piker

See moron, stupid, lazy, layabout

6.

one who will request an event, yet at the time of actualization for the event, they cancel.

Miss B requested an orgy, but at the time they were offered such a sexual event, they became a piker.

See anarchy

7.

Someone who bums out of a party or other occasion altogether, or leaves early after pretending not to pike.

Oh gee mij, you're such a piker! ;-)

See muhaha


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