Pikey And Jippo

What is Pikey And Jippo?


1.

Basically Pikeys and Jippo's are the lowest scum walking the earth. All they do is stand around star lane and orpington market. All they do is start on people.They come in all sorts and sizes.Most of em wear fake stolen burberry caps and anything that is associated to burberry and stolen jewllery.I mean they would even steal an old grannies last 10 pence.They park there shitty stolen caravans anywhere they like till the council finds them.And even then they wanna fight them.They are dumb as assholes.They move bout in packs, usually with their in-bred pikey or jippocousins and second and third and woteva the last digit in the world cousins.They would even shag their own mothers and in some known cases their own dads.

'Pikey' = You got a spare fag boy

'You'= Soz mate

'Pikey' = Wot u say bout my mum boooy

'You' = Wot u on bout

'Pikey' = dont start with me booy,get the chambers on you booy

'You' = Beat it pikey scum

Typical pikey and jippo sayings

- Mother dies

- Boooooooooooy

- Chicken Eyebrow chavvy

- Steal your shoes booy

- Get the chambers on you boooy

And loads more

2.

Basically, a pikey or a jippoto the posh travller (if there is acutally one), are the lowest type of scum on the earth, there worse then niggers. Pikeys hang round star lane or around there fathers stolen jewelrry stand in orpington market.

Most of them don't know how to read or write and most of them are inbread hicks that shag there own cousions and mothers to keep the family going. Below, is a typical conversation with a jippo, and if your wondering how I know this, I actually chatted to a few when they have asked for a fag, and then I usually get my tool out and beat there pikey skull in, and then I nick there jewellry and sell it to a few niggers down the market. (niggers also got to make a living to, besides shining shoes)

Pikey: Mother dies boy, got a spare fag?

You: Sorry mate don't smoke.

Pikey: MOTHER DIES GIVE ME A FAG OR I SCRUF YA BOY!

You: MOTHER DIES GO AND SHAG YOU DEAD GRANNY IN HER CARAVAN BOY!

(At this moment, the normal avrage human pulls out a lead pipe out of his pocket and kills the gypsywith it. Shortly after, the normal guys get killed by some of his 2000 cousions and buried up star lane caravan site. The body was never found.) The fuckers proberly ate it when they realised that food does not fall from the sky, unless your an immagrint.


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