What is Pikey And Jippo?
1.
Basically
'Pikey' = You got a spare fag boy
'You'= Soz mate
'Pikey' = Wot u say bout my mum boooy
'You' = Wot u on bout
'Pikey' = dont start with me booy,get the chambers on you booy
'You' = Beat it pikey scum
Typical pikey and jippo sayings
- Mother dies
- Boooooooooooy
- Chicken Eyebrow chavvy
- Steal your shoes booy
- Get the chambers on you boooy
And loads more
2.
Basically, a
Most of them don't know how to read or write and most of them are inbread hicks that shag there own cousions and mothers to keep the family going. Below, is a typical conversation with a jippo, and if your wondering how I know this, I actually chatted to a few when they have asked for a fag, and then I usually get my tool out and beat there pikey skull in, and then I nick there jewellry and sell it to a few
Pikey: Mother dies boy, got a spare fag?
You: Sorry mate don't smoke.
Pikey: MOTHER DIES GIVE ME A FAG OR I SCRUF YA BOY!
You: MOTHER DIES GO AND SHAG YOU DEAD GRANNY IN HER CARAVAN BOY!
(At this moment, the normal avrage human pulls out a lead pipe out of his pocket and kills the
gypsy with it. Shortly after, the normal guys get killed by some of his 2000 cousions and buried up star lane caravan site. The body was never found.) The fuckers proberly ate it when they realised that food does not fall from the sky, unless your an immagrint.