Pilch Edit Meaning

1.

to shit yourself as a result of being completely pissed

1. that was messy, i was so drunk i even pilched myself.

2. did u hear about that kid?

yeah, i heard he pilched all over the bed

See pissed, messy, tanked, wrecked, waste man

2.

a rag or dirty shirt used to mop up cum (semen) after masturbating

John, please throw me my pilch, i'm finished and need to clean up.

See masturbate, rag, semen, dirty, cum

3.

A strange individual, in all a git.

Please just shut up pilch.

4.

Where you accidently do something right- doing something luckily

I just pilched my exams!

5.

Used to describe something good or expressing admiration for something.

I love your new hairstyle, it's really pilch.

Those jeans are pilch.

I went to a pilch party last night!

See good, cool, wicked, nice, great, ace, fab, brill