What is Pilch?
1.
to shit yourself as a result of being completely pissed
1. that was messy, i was so drunk i even pilched myself.
2. did u hear about that kid?
yeah, i heard he pilched all over the bed
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2.
a rag or dirty shirt used to mop up cum (semen) after masturbating
John, please throw me my pilch, i'm finished and need to clean up.
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3.
A strange individual, in all a git.
Please just shut up pilch.
4.
Where you accidently do something right- doing something luckily
I just pilched my exams!
5.
Used to describe something good or expressing admiration for something.
I love your new hairstyle, it's really pilch.
Those jeans are pilch.
I went to a pilch party last night!
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