Pilching

What is Pilching?


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Some asshole got my definition erased, which I think is a real stuffed-cunt thing to do.

Pilching is the act of pickpocketing someone, and finding that in their pocket there is a pathetic little hard-on waiting for you.

The pilchee usually greets you with a smile, not knowing what a pathetic fucking life he really leads. So fuck you morons who would have my definition erased, you can all eat my bloody yeasty cunt!

- Naima Ondaatje

I pilched the wrinkly perverted bastard and his tiny purple-headed warrior vomited its salty VDs at me!


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