Pilfer My Imac

What is Pilfer My Imac?

What you should do after being so stupid you buy the crappy iMac from a computer store.

I pilfered my iMac with a 30-pound sledgehammer and I was feeling happy again.

Parka Poker

1. Walking around a cold house with a hard-on early in the morning. Dude...you have parka poker going on again. Put on some pants! Moron..

Knockin' On Heavens Door

1. (v.) To be undergoing spiritual enlightenment before ones death. Mama put my gun to the ground, I can't shoot them anymore... See..

[smoking Herb]

1. A safe, yet enjoyable way to party. He's at home smoking herb and eating twinkies. See pot, marijuana, smoking pot, ganja..

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